Monthly Archives: June 2011

CINEMA OF DOOM: Sheitan (2006)

It’s around Christmas time. A group of young club-goers are out celebrating when they meet a strange girl who invites them to her place in the French countryside. They accept, but will soon regret it…

So far, so predictable, right? But when they arrive at the girl’s secluded farmhouse, you begin to see this is more than just another tired iteration of the old ‘partiers get picked-off by a sicko family in some backwater’ trope. Vincent Cassel throws himself into the roll of the housekeeper with such a feral and funny intensity, it becomes difficult to imagine he’s the same debonair guy who played the ballet director in Black Swan. His character, Joseph, is a doll maker and provincial freak with poor social skills. “He looks,” says one of the other characters, “like a dimwitted perv.” And he acts like one too. He’s overly friendly, says racist and inappropriate things, and smiles incessantly, eyes blazing. It’s played for laughs, but it’s also unnerving, and we’re never exactly sure what this guy’s deal is. By the time he gets roaring drunk and tells a satanic nativity story at the dinner table on Christmas Eve (about halfway through the film), the simmering menace is threatening to boil over, and there’s little doubt things are about to go horrifically sideways.

Sheitan is a superb, demented little mindbender from France. Check it out.

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The half-empty honeycomb

Honeybees. They don’t really bother me, but a lot of people I know will overreact to one’s close proximity by turning into a panicked, swatting idiot. In addition to coming off like total candy-asses, new research suggests these people might also be hurting the bee’s feelings. Biologists from Newcastle University in England published a study in this month’s Current Biology which shows the busy, buzzy bastards exhibiting what looks like pessimism and depression. This suggests they might actually have emotions, and gives a tragic new dimension to the phrase “sting like a bee.”

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Taste the rainbow

I’m not real big on performance art, but this piece is especially…um…colorful. So have a gander and get yourself some culture. (Warning:  It might not be the best idea to watch if you’re eating.)

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Quantum cuckoo

Burt Goldman is an 83-year-old woo-meister—or as he calls himself, a “meditation and mind power expert”—who says he was taught by a Korean mystic how to control energy, and believes he can heal people by touching them. He is a numbskull.  But I stumbled upon this awesome website of his where he’s hawking some visualization technique he calls Quantum Jumping, and I’m highly entertained. This is some wacky, wacky stuff:

Quantum Jumping is a visualization process where you use your mind to jump into parallel dimensions, and gain creativity, knowledge, wisdom, skills and inspiration from alternate versions of yourself.

That’s right, just imagine you’re getting lessons in, say lion taming, from your lion tamer self in an alternate universe, and it’s the same as getting real lion taming lessons! Amazing! From what I can gather, this is accomplished through human thought transference, or telepathy, between you and the imagined, alternate you. Which makes perfect sense.

The testimonials are priceless:

Oh boy.

It’s no Time Cube, but if you’re bored and in the mood for some crazy, go click around a bit. There’s enough delusional weirdness there to keep you occupied for a while.

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Why I’m an outspoken anti-theist, and why you should be too. Part 3: Human Rights

In parts one and two of this series I wrote about how science, logic, and reason serve as the foundation of my disbelief. In this third and final part, I’m going to move away from my reasons for disbelief and focus on why I’m openly in opposition to religion. Why don’t I just keep it to myself? Live and let live? There are two primary reasons for this. The first, which I touched on in part one, is because of the anti-intellectualism encouraged by religion. The other, which I’ll expound on a bit here, is human rights.

What could be more of an affront to human rights than slavery? All of the Abrahamic religions condoned it, citing very clear support for it in their scriptures, right up until they were forced by changing societal mores to abandon it. And it’s not just the desert myths that have perpetuated slavery. The Hindu caste system, to this day, effectively enslaves millions.

After slavery was abolished, Xtians of all denominations were some of the biggest proponents of Jim Crow laws and some of the biggest opponents of the civil rights movement in the United States. In Martin Luther King Jr.’s “Letter From Birmingham Jail” he addressed church leaders of several denominations who turned their backs on him and labeled him an extremist, expressing his disappointment that they seemed content “to stand on the sideline and mouth pious irrelevancies and sanctimonious trivialities” while others were beaten, jailed, and killed for standing up for what was right. As times changed in this country, so did the churches, mosques and synagogues. Yet the racism and immorality is inherent in their holy texts, and lives on in believers today. A recent meta-analysis of 55 independent studies in the U.S. showed that the religious—mostly Xtian in these studies—tend to be far more prejudiced against other races than atheists and agnostics.

One of the most blatant and visible prejudices held by the religious in the modern world is the one against gay people. From The Bible:

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 – If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

While we’re lucky that most aren’t following their holy book to a T and murdering every gay person they come across, it’s passages like this that give believers the impetus to block gay rights legislation and condone discriminatory actions and violence against the gay population. Leave it to the anti-intellectual, illogical, and bigoted power of religion if you want results like this:

Women too suffer and face hurdles to equality around the world because of the patriarchal structures promoted by religion. We often point to the Middle East for instances of this, as burqas are a strong, visual example, but Western society is hardly beyond this aspect of religious prejudice. The barefoot and pregnant view of womanhood is alive and well in much of America, and disparity in the workplace is still a major concern.  Washington Post columnist Paula Kirby, in this excellent article on the subject, wrote:

The truth is that the Abrahamic religions fear women and therefore go to extraordinary and sometimes brutal lengths to control them, constrain them, and repress them in every way. Show me a non-religious society that feels so threatened by the thought of female sexuality that it will slice off the clitoris of a young girl to ensure she can never experience sexual pleasure. Show me a non-religious society that feels the need to cloak women from head to toe and force them to experience the outside world through a slit of a few square inches. All three Abrahamic religions share the myth of Adam and Eve, the myth that it was through woman that evil was let loose in the world. They share the heritage of Leviticus, which declared a menstruating woman unclean, to be set aside, untouched, a revulsion that remains even today among some orthodox Jews, who will refuse to shake a woman’s hand for fear she may be menstruating. What kind of lunacy is this? It is the lunacy of a Bronze Age mindset fossilized by the reactionary forces of religion.

And let’s not forget that other, rarely considered minority facing discrimination and prejudice by believers every day in America: atheists. A 2003 study at the University of Minnesota found that “atheists rank below several other minority groups, including immigrants, gays and lesbians, conservative Christians, Jews and Muslims, as ‘least likely to share everyday Americans’ vision of society’.” In child custody cases, atheists are being discriminated against based solely on their disbelief. They’re being ostracized and threatened. Even combat veterans, who are usually revered in American society, are jeered, shunned, and called all sorts of unpleasant things simply for not believing in a magical man in the sky.

So there you have it. I’m an atheist because it’s the most logical, reasonable position to take based on the evidence. I’m an anti-theist because religion is a bastion of anti-intellectualism and bigotry. I know that persuading believers to join me is a near impossibility (you can rarely reason someone out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into), but by being open and passionate about my position I can at least set an example for other non-believers. If we all stand up together, unashamed and unflinching, I think we can make a difference. And who knows? Maybe, one day, religion will be the looked upon by the majority for what it is: useless superstition and an impediment to human progress.

See also: Part 1 – Science and Part 2 – Logic and Reason

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VIDEO THRASHBACK: Sacred Reich – Ignorance (1987)

As headbanging whippersnappers in the late 80s, thrash metal had me and my friends by the balls. Long hair, jeans with the knees ripped out, Ride the Lightning tees, and contempt for authority are some of the first things that come to mind when I think of middle school and high school. That and skipping class to smoke the tiny, two-dollar doobies we’d buy with our lunch money…

I mentioned once before in a post here that I drifted away from metal for a long while. My return began when I decided to throw on some of that old thrash stuff to work out to. Boy, did it sound great. I started to wonder why I stopped listening in the first place. First it was the upper-tier bands like Slayer, Metallica, and Testament. That  jogged my memory and led me to go deeper with stuff like Death Angel, Kreator, and Flotsam and Jetsam. Before I knew it, metal, old and new, dominated my iPod.

Busting out those neglected favorites helped reignite the passion I once had for the music, and primed me for the unparalleled aural assaults of today’s extreme metal. With Video Thrashback, I pay tribute to those pioneering bands of my youth by letting their music and videos speak for themselves.

Mosh on.

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Why I’m an outspoken anti-theist, and why you should be too. Part 2: Logic and Reason

In the first part of this series I wrote about science—how it forms the basis of my disbelief and how assaults on it by the religious inspire me to be a vocal anti-theist. Logic and reason similarly serve as foundation and fuel, and go hand-in-hand with science as a means of understanding the world. There are many, many logical problems with the claim that a god exists. Perhaps the most well-known logical argument against the existence of the Abrahamic god is the problem of evil. The ancient Greek philosopher Epicurus put it thusly:

If God is willing to prevent evil, but is not able to
Then He is not omnipotent.

If He is able, but not willing
Then He is malevolent.

If He is both able and willing
Then whence cometh evil?

If He is neither able nor willing
Then why call Him God?

The common answer to this is that what we perceive as malevolence is part of a bigger picture we don’t understand (God’s plan). It’s explained as akin to a child who must get a vaccination. The child, who only has the capacity to understand she’s being put through pain, believes this is a terrible thing. But in fact, it’s for her own good. The problems with this response are numerous.  For instance: doesn’t a caring parent attempt to explain and/or minimize the pain if at all possible? And try telling the parent of a child who’s just been smashed and drowned by a tsunami that it was God’s plan. If part of the plan is evil, then God is also evil in part. The only way out of this for believers is to move the goal posts and redefine evil, or to appeal to further supernatural explanations with logical problems of their own.

Many more (but far from all) logical problems can be found here.

Another problem with faith is that its sources are scripture and revelation. Belief in the inerrancy of scripture has no rational basis. The Xtian Bible is loaded with inconsistencies and contradictions, and was written over time by earthbound men with agendas. In compiling it, more earthbound men cherry-picked from these writings to jibe with their agendas. The authorship and historicity of much of it is still in dispute even among believing scholars. Furthermore, evidence for the divine and miraculous is non-existent outside of scripture itself. Nothing in recorded human history corroborates its supernatural claims. Nothing at all.

Revelation is irrational by definition, as the source is unverifiable and the information gleaned through it is often counter to what is verifiable. What we’ve learned through science about the human brain and psychology offers many, far more reasonable and likely explanations for what some perceive as revelation from God.

And that’s the bottom line, really. From what is known and can be deduced through science, logic, and reason, a god is the least likely explanation for anything. Sure, we’ll probably never know everything there is to know about the universe, but we’re learning more all the time. Just because we don’t understand something is no reason to make the huge, silly leap to “a magic sky-daddy did it!” Not once, in all the discoveries we’ve made and understanding we’ve come to, has that turned out to be the case. Why should we expect it ever will be?

See also: Part 1 – Science and Part 3: Human Rights

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Why I’m an outspoken anti-theist, and why you should be too. Part 1: Science

Science is at the core of my disbelief. Everywhere in the vast record of mankind’s collected scientific knowledge, in all fields of scientific endeavor, the universe looks precisely as it would if there were no god. Even more damning, there isn’t any evidence at all to suggest one exists. Not a speck. While an argument can be made that it is possible man’s just incapable of seeing or detecting this “god” directly, we certainly would be able to detect the effects of its supernatural meddling. Instead, everything appears to have a perfectly natural explanation and works as we would expect it to under perfectly natural circumstances. Over the course of the last 2000 years, so many things once attributed to gods have been explained by science that the almighty space lords that people worship have been reduced to tiny gods of the gaps, and they grow teensier by the day. Knowing what we know in the year 2011, it’s simply unreasonable to believe in a god.

But religions are scrambling constantly to reconcile themselves with cold, hard facts, and are perpetually attempting to discredit science to save face. Just one glaring example is evolution. A third of the adults in this country don’t believe evolution is real—a denial of reality based largely on religious beliefs. About half of adults here believe the earth is only 6,000 years old. Many of these people are fighting to have storybook nonsense taught alongside exhaustive, peer-reviewed, evidence-based science in public school science classrooms. Frank Zappa used to talk at length about this aspect of Xtianity:

So, when Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, if you go for all these fairy tales, that ‘evil’ woman convinced the man to eat the apple, but the apple came from the Tree of Knowledge. And the punishment that was then handed down—the woman gets to bleed and the guy’s got to go to work—is the result of a man desiring, because his woman suggested that it would be a good idea that he get all the knowledge that was supposedly the property and domain of God. So that right away sets up Christianity as an anti-intellectual religion. You never want to be that smart. If you’re a woman, it’s going to be running down your leg, and if you’re a guy, you’re going to be in the salt mines for the rest of your life. So just be a dumb fuck and you’ll all go to Heaven. That’s the subtext of Christianity.”

I’m a vocal anti-theist because the world needs more dumb fucks like I need a shit sandwich. The truth about the nature of our world is extremely important to humanity. The closer we hew to an agreed upon reality, the better off we’ll be. The only reasonable way to come to an understanding of this reality is through a thorough examination of the available evidence, and frequent attempts to falsify the hypotheses based on it. If you haven’t any evidence, you’re just making wishes. And those have never cured anyone, built anything, or explained a goddamn thing.

See also: Part 2 – Logic and Reason and Part 3 – Human Rights

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A roving proselytizer with delusions of grandeur

I was stopped at a light earlier today, on my way to sign a petition to oust our newly elected, Republican shithead governor.

“Hey, Bud!”

I looked over to see a dark-haired man of about 40, driving an old, grey Mustang. He was clean-shaven, wearing sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt. “You want my autograph?” he asked.

I wasn’t sure I heard him right. “Do I want your autograph?”

He slid his glasses down his nose to look at me eye to eye, smiling and looking about as smug as you can imagine. “How about a bible study?” he said.

I laughed at the absurdity of the situation and that he had chosen me, of all people, to ask this of. “Absolutely not,” I replied.

“Don’t say you weren’t asked,” he said, still smiling. At that, he pushed his sunglasses back up and drove off, leaving me both perplexed and amused.

I wonder if that approach ever works for him.

Hey there fella, how 'bout some Jesus? No? Well good luck in Hell. I've got a luau to get to...

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What God looks like

 

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